“But when he hooked a dolphin he fell in
and grabbed its fin and was never to be found again.”
There once was a grand old man
who was trying to get a tan.
He was having a great day
sailing away
until he fell down and drowned.
There now was a new sailor,
his name was Taylor.
He lived on a floating trailer.
He was eating bark
when he got bit by a huge shark.
There now was a new sailor.
His name was Dan.
He was friends with the grand old man
and was trying to get a tan.
He was eating poison pie
while looking at the sky,
then he realized he was about to die.
There now was a new sailor.
His name was Peter.
He was a big reader,
but when someone stole a book
and threw it in the ocean,
he took a hook and fished for the book.
But when he hooked a dolphin he fell in
and grabbed its fin and was never to be found again.
There now was a new sailor.
His name was Andy.
He loved candy.
When he ate a lot his teeth would rot,
a dentist would would come in handy
But since no one cared
he died from despair
and now there is no Andy.
There now was a new sailor.
His name was Tom.
He was mad at his mom.
His mom got sick and threw a rock at his favorite brother Nick.
The rock missed and hit Tom’s fist
and broke all his bones.
There now was a new sailor.
His name was Bob.
He got a job as a sailor.
He was having a great day sailing away hitting the nae nae.
He hit the whip and cracked his lip.
There now was a new sailor.
His name was Jack.
He was born in a sack.
He was having a great day sailing away
Until a bale of hay hit his back
He fell down and never came back.
There now was a new sailor.
His name was Noah.
He loved to eat only one type of nut.
He also had a big butt
He died from choking on a nut.
There once was a man named Chuck.
He lived on a floating duck.
He was rowing all day
Working away
Until he passed away.
Anyone else want to become a sailor?
